A Practical Theory of Relativity

Sometimes I think about the Girls Gone Wild franchise -- specifically, the Spring Break videos -- and I realize, with a fair bit of horror, that many of those drunken, slutty, borderline-moronic chicks actually finished college or university.
Which I failed to do.

Back when I was in college, I would often think about the sleazy, exploitative 21-year old punk who devised of the Girls Gone Wild franchise and is now a goddamn millionaire.

So, of the above mentioned, which of us is the most offensive?

During The One Hour I Slept...

I dreamt that Ryan, Dickie and I lived together in my old house on Calla Ave. We lounged on the couch and read magazines. Richard came in and handed me one: A Hundred Different Hairstyles. This should fix it, he said. "My hair?" I asked, and he shrugged.

Typical.