Tuesday, September 11, 2001


I can't recall ever feeling so small in my life before.

I have nothing to say today.

Monday, September 10, 2001

But What About Midgets?

Comedy Basics:

Pants is funny.
Pant is funnier.


Kool-Aid is funny.
Wyler's is funnier.

Now, go forth and chortle, my friends.

Wait ... chortle ...